老外翻譯的「三字經」老外翻譯的「三字經」人之初： At the beginning of life,性本善： Sex is good.性相近： Basically, all the sex are 馬爾地夫same.習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,性乃遷： Sex will leave you.教之道： The 小額信貸way of learning it貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng擇鄰處： 個人信貸Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.子不學： If you don't study hard,斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.竇燕山： 信用貸款Dou, the Famous,有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.教五子： All his five sons took it.名俱揚： And their sexual 房屋二胎ability were well-known.養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,父之過： It is all your fault.教不嚴： If they had 房屋貸款lots of problems with it,師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.子不學： You may refuse to study this,非代償所宜： But that is a real mistake.幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.玉不信用卡代償琢： If you don't exercise your organ,不成器： It won't become hard and strong.人不學： If you don't learn sex,不知義：seoYou can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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